Last night I went out to practice for the upcoming CSL Bowling League that starts this week. Me, Keith, Maria and Connor met Ryan and Smitty for 2 hours at Stone’s Lanes in Norwood.
Mom’s get no respect. The last time I bowled I was 5-6 months pregnant, I bowled way better then.
Here is a copy of the email that Ryan sent out to the team the following morning.
After last night’s bowling practice, I’ve concluded that Jacinta will be replaced on the roster by her lovely daughter, Maria. Thanks for trying out, Jacinta. It was a tight competition, but in the end, Maria was just too consistent. Also, Smitty will use Maria’s 6-lb pink ball instead of his normal 3-pack of balls…he gets much more pin action.
There are only four of us bowling this week – Behlan, Carrie, Egg and myself. Next week, everyone is available except Behlan and Smitty. Carrie and I may sit out next week so people get their turn. I will more likely still show up to evaluate Jacinta’s and Emily’s performances and have a few shots of Jager to get the Bachelor Party weekend started right. Carrie may just stay home and get her slutty, Vegas, boob shirts ironed for her Bachelorette Party weekend.
I love Ryan’s sense of humor.
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