Keith’s Quotes

March 2009

I was in the kitchen making dinner and Keith let out a huge burp.  I didn’t think anything of it since it happens “a lot”, but then he said, “That’s my mating call, its a signal for you to come over and kiss me.”

EWWWWWW!!!!

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On my friendship with Alyson (when we were BFF’s):  She is the yin to your yang and you are the IN to my wang!

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My husband has a problem with flatulence, he does it ALOT. Frequently and loudly as I’m trying to fall asleep at night.  One night, after such an episode, without realizing it I sleepily rolled over and started to snuggle closer to him.  In my sleepy haze I heard him say: You’re curious about my fart, that’s why you’re coming closer.

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In response to the recent social media tool called Twitter that I’ve picked up and started using….Keith said, “I’m starting my own communication tool called Clitter“.

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7/21/2008- Sneaking cheeks at my desk, hoping nobody smells them…

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Okay, here is a sample of “bedroom talk” with Keith.

“Are you done with your period yet?” “Good.  Get ready for sex, not sure when, but it’ll happen!”

I’m dead serious.

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