Maria was going to the bathroom the other day and apparently having problems.
I went in and asked her if everything was ok.
Her response, “My poop is too big to come out. It will just have to stay in my hiney until its ready“
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The other night our 4 yr old calls down the stairs to the basement and here is what she said:
M: “Daddy?!?”
Daddy: “What?”
M: “I couldnt’ find you”
Daddy: “I’ve been downstairs.”
M. “oh, I thought you went to the grocery or market or something…NOT!” (well, she didn’t exactly say not but the snort that came out of her mouth was something like that)
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The other night our 4 yr old was getting ready for bed and she was putting on pajamas that had a button up top. She had missed a button and Keith asked, “What are you doing sweetie?” (meaning, don’t you know you missed a button?)
She misinterpreted the question because her reply was, “I don’t want anyone to see my BOOBIES!”
Yah, she’s only 4
